(i with little chinchpokli)
i reached new delhi on Thursday eve (14th oct2010), it was a great rendezvous ,learning bunch of things from different people few of great personalities as listed below :
rashmi - as soon i entered 606-d she set on her probe on my trip and began calculating the time distance speed as the law minister veerappa moily 's brain using show !!she behaves and speaks slightly better than a drunk women and is famous for her spying acts over me ..
further she enters the room like some lady burglar !
she has a best dialogue "BETA BOLO TOTA" add some chidiya and bul-buls to it..
finally i was bit relived as she didnt uttered like last year"beta dekho kon aya hai????economist mama aye hai,share market guru mama aye hai ,finance expert mama aye hai"
she often asks me to generate income while siting at home ,my suggestion to her : "learn the art of milking of cows" !
rinkaj- who resembles with the former prime minister of india mr H D DEWEGODA , wears a 600 rs kachha over 22rs underwear!
he sleeps whole day and many often whole night even then he cries like a 5yr old kid when a blow is given on his worthy ass !
"abe sone de na" i really wonder what he does inside the bedsheet?.TECHNICAL QUESTION !!
imagine his monthly income of rs 25000 and never uses monthly rs 350 internet on his personal computer!
i was really shocked to hear that knowldge ! his best dialouge " tu toh genius hai yar" -without any expression on his face !
Some what like a mountain goat of garhwals !!!
pooh...- she is the engagement girl, people call her poonam but i call her pooh ..!her name reminds me of my classmate in 6th std called poonam thapa -
she used to had 2 long chutiyas and often used to share her reccess lunch with me in school, her mom always made more
oily food as i remember she spoiled my maths copy in her bag !
oh shaabji ! but this case is gharwali well seriously saying this poonam has a beautiful smile..that i noticed in 2008..
as i met her in rashmis 606-d she told me that she runs internet on her music xpress cellular!guys i was totally amazed
by the progress of this world !how can an internet run on the cell?she has many talents in her! and has an oxen cum "bald " called
shyaamu (lol it sounds like character of govinda in pre ninties movies)and she ofetn recives sms in early mornings and late nights
from a sender called "LIFE" i still remember singing song for her fiance on the phone -kitni baatein yad aati hai !one talent she got-"how to lock the door from inside while doing voice conversations with the "LIFE" !!!
sis g -thank u for the dosa !
her best dialogue (ON phone to fiance)"HELLO JI KAISE HO?" :)))))))))
sunita- "i call her suh.. might sound a japnese or koren name but -but now i cant change it !
most kind hearted lady in new delhi i have met, but i always have sincerest condolences for the sofa she sits on !
and the pity from my heart for the fellow who is sitting beside her becoz agar iska 5 kilo hath kisi pe pad gya toh wo uthega nahi uth jayega
(plz dont compare this one with sunney deol else it would be big injustice!)
she helped pooh in making dosa for guru sahab !like poonam her name too reminds me of daughter of maisananad ji
-our maun village all rounder who is champ in making guest appearences everyday !(imagine)
her best dialogue: NOT AVALIABLE note : "she dosent have any best dialogues left but only best muscles
hum dono ka toh kuch rishta he aisa hai -"dard me ye bhi hai,dard me hum bhi hai , ye aansu pee rahe hai , hum aansu jhok rahe hai
ye usko dikha rahe hai aur hum khuda se bhi chupa rahe hai"
he will be active on twitter only when one lac follwers will be there ! though a piped dream but besties !
things u can learn from him- how to use google when answering KBC questions !, how fetch a 105 rs black jockey underwear,how to assist someone in drawing fact and figures in park at mid night, how to wear black sunglasses inside the room at 8pm in bulblight!
his best dialogue - "today is mahatma gandhi g birthday ,i want to become like subhash chandra bose g and wan to own the biggest company of the world , then feel like inventing facebook and becoming richest human !awesome dream boy!
