Marriage is the institution where the woman loses her the name and the man his liquidity -Himanshu Gaur
Sandeep the unknown “X” arrives the same evening filled his mobile NOkia5200 with character assigned jokes! “ek baar bablu ne………” a typical standup comedian, can turn the environment on his might to laughter blast on a trivial cause !
Range – 250 miles, surface to surface !
Intensity – very -very Effective
I always appreciate these bagpipers for their stamina ! pooooooo..poooooooo !!But they wait and are only hard if bailout packages are given out!
Same day 22nd jan, mehndi night Neha on the left, a sincere and sober girl, who is always worried about if her cellular number is shown in the profile information at the Facebook. “hello himanshu just wanna say u look like….oppps opps I was supposed to write this in Espanola (spanish) else she will thrash me up “el neha es la muchacha más decente e inocente de la clase….” :-p
So after we had a small park trip here was a guy to support me !
“my mehndi is better than yours“ !!! Racist women!!
So after the ‘udghaatan’ here comes the suh’s turn. Alas ..!Pooh & suh in tears!
So here comes the entry!
“How much ??…. Oh! no no ….Se jada ni dene “
“Upar diye gaye dono chitro me 10 antar khojiye, prtayek bacche ko ek- ek laddu milega“ :-p
Rohini wale panditji 3yrs and he still remembers my name ! “aao gaur sahab ..”
Mukesh and Tina, so u guys have done a deal on Krishna – godavari D3 Basin oil exploration? Last time I heard RIL was to sue ADAG? Hello mr Mukesh keep an eye on ur wife as well Mumbai Indians Harbhjan singh is lifting her up!
Rinkaj, I like this boy! Frankly A living inspiration for all !
Waw..! what a duo !!! :-P reminds me of Farah khan and Saroj khan!
25 jan- “abe ni kal he chalna hai…aaj kaise jayenge?? all routes sealed !
If you havent clicked a picture with Geet sona, that means your stomach won’t be digesting your dinner! But I would much rather appreciate if the duo would have clicked this at some nainital or kullu-manali with a better background! ))))
“magic moments”
26 jan, missed a close wedding of Sarah in Dehradun, I was patriotic enough to sniff the loss but today when it comes to politics then Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel! But I am still proud -mera Bharat mahan !
“e- bheji kab aan tein “ this was the statement my badi bua used to speak to my daddy after her wedding, even pooh would have said something similair!
Its not a Eden Gardens, but still… this women would too have got emotional kuch yaad aaya hoga ise bhi.. may be apni jawani..!
So here leaves pooh..! Everyone left emotional, but Rashmi always a step ahead of everyone, dunia se 2 kadam aage ! all set for another probe, truly she should have been in some CAG or JPC head.
4 strong men at work !
This was the last eve when, we all 7 boys once gain were together, cherishing the moments we spend together..
few of the globally talented people !
ROMANCE !!! if humans can do then why can’t birds ?
So it’s the final click at 6/160 while we leave, Deepak gazes on..
So here Dehradun ki jaan in the metro, these 7 days have been one of the best time of my life , I felt so fulfilled , so ALIVE and satisfied. What a blessing to be a part of being with everyone !
Indian weddings are very bright events, filled with ritual and celebration that continue for several days. They are generally not small affairs, with anywhere between 100 to 10,000 people attending.. Recently I got a chance to witness one ! pooh! that’s the name given by me to her actually the name poonam reminds me of my old class mate Poonam Thapa, with two chutiyas hanging around in the junior school, we both together used to share the food at break time all I remember that she used to stole the jam from my tiffen box in such a brilliant way as Ramamalinga Raju manipulating satyam ‘bubble always bursts ‘ ! but pooh was different -bit better! J and that lead me crazy to attend the phenomena itself !
His Holiness “The Lord Guru dev-dev ali sahab” steps out in Delhi! thou all spectators bow down thee heads for the King !!
A journey of thousands of miles begins with a single step , but mine begun with a threatening SMS. How dare I disobey? So we were kicked off on 20th morning 5 am for dilli via Northern railways a maiden trip with Mr. sharma having xtra normal senses ! while the falling of the mists..
Indian Railways ! aha! the only place where you can beautifully adjust with 2 bags and 18 relatives ! soon indian railway tracks would be also recorded in some limca books for being the the longest toilet of the world- “Kashmir to kanyakumari” ! but I will always remember the muslim girl with burqa sitting next to us, for I wanted to see her face ‘ab hataeyi ,ab hataeygi ..” while Sharma ji was busy in his Buggati and Tata motors !
His Holiness “The Lord Guru dev-dev ali sahab” steps out in Delhi! thou all spectators bow down thee heads for the King !!
So after some chicken shit liability, we enter the Delhi metro, the experience of garguantum awesomeness was in our minds, standing in Delhi metro after sitting in Indian railways was like seeking the difference between Manisha koirala and Priyanka chopra ! “handles were latke but in absence of jhatke” !
Our nation has 4 names but Mr Sharma has 6 names !! shocked?? Have a look - “BALLOOO, BALLI, SHARMEY, BABLU, RATAN TATA and officially VIVEK!”
Finally i stepped along with my counterpart Mr Sharma, an enthusiastically -inert automotive engineer! He says the word “IDIOSYNCRATIC “ suits him, I say the “BULL” J. Speaks rare but whenever he speaks the confidence is parallel to VVS Laxman’s against kangaroos!Strengths – Technically very -very strong, hard working (one not which is mentioned in his CV :P)Things you can learn from him – how to measure an-x -arousal that a women generates from Mercedes, how to throw a professional smile on a giggling joke and how to write a sms “can u write something on….” !
Finally i stepped along with my counterpart Mr Sharma, an enthusiastically -inert automotive engineer! He says the word “IDIOSYNCRATIC “ suits him, I say the “BULL” J. Speaks rare but whenever he speaks the confidence is parallel to VVS Laxman’s against kangaroos!Strengths – Technically very -very strong, hard working (one not which is mentioned in his CV :P)Things you can learn from him – how to measure an-x -arousal that a women generates from Mercedes, how to throw a professional smile on a giggling joke and how to write a sms “can u write something on….” !
Finally the evening at the white apartments! oh this pooh what could not she do for a picture? Wasting onions!!!OMG she is the richest Delhite !!
Range – 250 miles, surface to surface !
Intensity – very -very Effective
E- Rinku…. Gajar –ak juice piyali??? Ya halwa khaeli?
Name – Rinkaj Kandwal,
Nick names- Tidda, rinku, chintu,
Things you can learn from him – how to lock the msg folder with a password, how to walk like a sheep without listening back ,chatting on the cell phone, and how to make clean salad with gobbling up half of it ! his face matches with the chest of Salman khan! always clean shaved!
Name – Rinkaj Kandwal,
Nick names- Tidda, rinku, chintu,
Things you can learn from him – how to lock the msg folder with a password, how to walk like a sheep without listening back ,chatting on the cell phone, and how to make clean salad with gobbling up half of it ! his face matches with the chest of Salman khan! always clean shaved!
So we 7 boys at the uncle’s flat having inbuilt suvidhajanak toilet ! people do work from home but those of you who work from Toilet just throw a smile.. aha..i noted all.. thanks!!
Had to deliver the afternoon at CP new Delhi ! Rajiv chowk metro stn ! My heart at Delhi !
How dare you look at me????? Don’t you see I have 7 brothers ????? gurrrrrr …!!
Now this is something the center of my research studies! One of my Irish friend Nelly have always been crazy for this, lost a big opportunity to send her some fresh stock. She always wanted to know ‘is this something supernatural”? Or is there something stronger than RUM!!!
22jan2011 6.32pm out side New GH6/160 “yaha kya ho rha hai ?aaj yaha shadi hai kya?” – street passers
“Tu mera bhai hai” whats next? Tu meri behen????lolzz
Sharmaji and sandeep !
Yaayyyyy!!! Himanshu is back ! warm welcome!
so this is the time I finally enter the market after experimenting Jijaji’s Gulmarg and lowers from Gole market! Unforgettable experience !
So here i started the bang !
We are the disco dancers oho ho ho! But this looks more like a Catholic Church ceremony ‘praise the lord, praise the lord ‘
you need to work more harder dude !
Hemant! often called Deepak..whose name I always misconstrue with his Chinese brother.
His Weakness – ‘DIL’
Range – to be tested.
USP(unique selling point)-Compatible/adaptable to any group -chicks to philosophers!
The great suh! I dare u to touch the bottle neck to ur tongue ! hai itna dumm?
HU-JINTAU the ‘shona babu’
He is the most powerful person from pashcim vihar to entire south east Asia.
Frequency – 50,000 MHz
Voltage-4000000 KV
Pressure- 500000 pascal
Intensity –very very high
Rage -2500 miles, surface to surface, surface to water !
Unlike pooh and suh the name Hu-Jintau was given to him by GURU SAHAB’s holiness for his unmeasurable affection for Chinese mobiles.
This was the last of 22ndjan I clicked with a right-angled triangle, via my shoes! Goodnight folks! “abe salo light toh band kardo “..!
So with the 23rd morning we were back again to the 6/160 with the firm determination of performing last night act again! For the single colored holi started around 11am
Good morning Deepak! my teeth are more white than yours!!!
Hey hello where’s Poonam Negi? she loves to giggle at these moments ! :-p
Will be always thankful to maamiji she gave a new word “chuchuwane” instead of ringing! “e-bhai yu phone chuchuwane ch”! so guys I will try at my highest level to get recognized this word from the oxford university press for their 2012 dictionary edition !
Ladies always have an ambition to put their kids faces on the camera’s lenses! I further feel this could provide a boost for the digital camera industry that was kicked by camera –mobile phones.
“Try and try then you will reach to your goal” Rashmi still trying for her baby picture to be clicked! So she squeezes poor shivansh between a haldi hath ritual.. I just wanna say her “tu hogi kamyab ek din..oho mann me hai vishwas pura hai vishawas….”
She have done it !!!!! my goodness! Aksar mehnat he manzil tak pohchati hai!!
This is called an effort guys..an inspiring role model for you all readers.
“Dear shivansh I have taken your perfect picture as ur mum wanted! say her congrats, chal ab paa kar mama ko “ :-P
Name : pankaj shiamak kandwal
Born : 6th Feb 1984
Aim- Richest human by 2014(if 2012 phenomena proved false J)
Strengths : chalo bulawa aya hai…, 9 mangalvar vrat, 40shaniwar vrat,
Best dialogues : I tho love u papa-shiamak davar, jai jammu g, jai mata di, jai maa kali.Guys this is one of the most fantastic creatures I have ever come cross, doesn’t even washes his face properly(proof- the picture itself J) and carries 3 cellulars! And number of 3 MDs in his pocket! he is perfect allrounder ctizen of this country ! an aspiring IAS,Dancer,actor,MD,singer,Lyricst,philosopher and a billionare! a unique collection! But I love the way how beautifully he is tilting towards papa (shiamak Davar) from Mata!
A combo pack!
what a family! Poor Pooh..would have been overwhelmed with a ton of immediate –abrupt love that originated all of sudden !
This was the end of the haldi hath ritual, dramatic but with a twist! which I refer to the emotions of a rational human in this open economy, for example, just scroll 5 pictures above suh is in deep weep, now she is dancing ‘sara rara puua-puan..chali re chali motor..”. the irony I just wanna convey with this picture is that how does a human changes the emotions, or the milieu he/she is dwelling is responsible for this? So here is a questions for all Socrates kind people “how can the law of inertia, probably the second law of Newton can be applied in sensible way to overcome the conflict of emotions of feelings?”
Here comes the much awaited champ ! Babbu bhai MD,CEO,Chairman- GMPC a philanthropic organization with a motive of social service and revenue generation. As a wise man have said a “a group of people with diversified thoughts can change the world “ the lines suits best on the leader itself. GMPC is a joint venture of Babbu bheji and Pankaj Nautiyal bhulla(who would be currently in the role of pooh was a month ago; busy in the aadan- pradaan of text mgs “hello ji kaise ho??kya kar rahe ho?? With a night calling pack of airtel :-P) Saying Babbu bhai as “bheji” (in gharwali) always reminds me of my childhood days at selakui where my parents & satish mama named me “bheji” and asked all kids to pay the respect for being eldest in the group and among the siblings. So then became a tradition: “oye bheji teri batting hai” ,“oye bheji dekhle bhai ni hai??”, even in school few of neighbor boys would shout out “bheji extra pen hai”? blah blah blah..! coming out of the sarcastic memories I just realized that this was the time to be dressed.
Clothing in different brands, but from the soul everyone has a burglar inside!
Jijja ji shows his face like a partially topless model at the launch of a new sports bike! But folks I have an idea the old gentleman standing on right beside chintu can be the perfect candidate to replace the old narcissistic man of the MDH massala ad ! ‘ASLI MASALE SACH SACH , MDH –MDH !‘
So were the Ashwariyas ready in advance!
Tina on the left she have turned down the Nobel Peace Prize an incredible 78 times simply because she don’t want the unnecessary attention for being such an exemplary example of a fantastic, kind, generous and being ever ready to help her fellow human!
And the Geetika on the right
Synonyms – Geetu ,Geet rani, Geet sona
since I can remember Geetika have been The World’s most softest Person, apart from pankaj k. being the richest!(m totally blessed that they both are in my network:).Her heart is filled with so much goodness, grace and benevolence that appreciation for all life simply pours forth from her decent good looking dressing! Only thing you can learn from her how to ask the same person 3 times a day “aur ajkal kya chal raha hai?”(imagine!)
Synonyms – Geetu ,Geet rani, Geet sona
since I can remember Geetika have been The World’s most softest Person, apart from pankaj k. being the richest!(m totally blessed that they both are in my network:).Her heart is filled with so much goodness, grace and benevolence that appreciation for all life simply pours forth from her decent good looking dressing! Only thing you can learn from her how to ask the same person 3 times a day “aur ajkal kya chal raha hai?”(imagine!)
When everyone was showing his/her talent out, there was a hidden ‘basketball’ Rahul-who was still in the experiments! When I asked him what’s the mean of his T-shirt’s quotation?
He replies “ye humein padhya nahi abhi” lolzz is it the syllabus of his next class?, but I regret I didn’t insisted him ‘apni English wali maam se puch k aana’!
Anyway that was going some sort of roadies interview before I asked him a scholarly question “what’s the difference between: will and shall?”
And surprisingly no reply except few “teri bas ki nahi hai attempts” in a copied US accent!
No doubt all charming faces! but these girls holding their ‘lungis’ look like Ramesh Powar running a marathon!
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies..Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one..wish you both a very happy married life !
This picture simply reminds me of the ‘seher ki ladki’ video of Ravina Tandon, the actress is simply surrounded by number of decent dressed girl, giving her a stiff competition!
While everyone was on the deck there was an exception too!
3500…tent k, 4500..khane k .. hhmmhmm
Jija ji who slightly differs the Bollywood actor Govinda but lacks his dancing talent! An astute political analyst and a staunch supporter of Indian National Congress!
How does the government deny the human rights violation in Kashmir when I found one on the spot itself! And that’s the reason of the India’s poor ranking in HDI index! I could have called KG Balakrishnan Ex-CJI- the Chairman of Human Rights Commission of the country, but alas he himself being all set to be the first casualty of 2011, 10000crore land scam!
‘The most dangerous food is wedding cake’.. Hang on its ‘daal-bhaat ‘ ..So finally pooh tastes the food for the first time in her life, what a joy and excitement! arey Jija ji aap bhi kha lo kab tak chammach pakad k rakhoge??
So by this time it was already 24th jan, 12:05 am, and we was off to 6/355 for a change!(not the obama’s change J) finally we returned after 1.5 hrs and that’s all I noticed on coming back !
Jan 24th 1:35am at GH6/355, For the change! Back again to the desi dress! A brainstorming session between two auto labours- pankaj bhai and our aspiring Ratan Tata, while I change channel to Telebrands at TV, “pehle mere hath aise nahi thay par jabse maine, telebrands ka bamboo facepack use kiya meri skin chamak uthi!” lolzzz
This was totally awefull wastage of food at any cost wasn’t acceptable! Its no better than a food scam of 50 billion dollars when the annual Indian agricultural output stands at 150 billion dollars!
Dancing is hidden language of soul I agree, but it shouldn’t be on the cost of others! May his soul rest in peace!
A side view of a hostel, at Indian School of Family, I think I have to complain the dean, boys aren’t allowed here!
So everyone remained unslept, but were slept :
Sleeping is an exercise! a nostril exercise :-p
I didn’t knew who was this guy until Deepak told me “band wala"
Why should girls have all the fun??Sleeping is a fun too !
Ab koi nahi hansega! else dekh lena fir ..!
No worries, mera time bhi aayega !
Finally I wake up, to cover the circles !
So is this increasing order or decreasing order? Glass half full or empty?? Takes open
Tu hi toh jannat meri, Tu hi mera junoon..
It looks some food scam!
Sandeep, babbu bhai and pankaj bhaiya. Here are some of the intellectuals with the keen observation on the rites !
Sandeep: “ek baar sardar ne apni biwi ko…”
The media team: much better than Indian TV and AAJ TAK
Band wala, I forgot to ask his good name all I can guess he would be some, ‘ram baran singh’ or ‘chander dev kumar’ this is all my experience can call!
When I asked this guy “hey whats inside the bag u r carrying?” he replies “arey isme baja ,hai baja !!“
This was the coffee machine that supported well everyone throughout the night! KUDOS!!!!
Nanaji - only man I found in delhi with a pleasing personality as soon he entered D606 began “aaeeee mera daadi wala bacha, tu mera daadi wala bacha…” pretty fortunate he didn’t slipped off his tongue on the word ‘daadi’ :-p
He has a unique traditional sutta style too!
Tu hi to mannat meri, Tu hi rooh ka sukoon..
Tu hi aakhion ki thandak, tu hi dil ki hai dastak..
What’s the combination of the DL and BF? any takers out there?
So here comes pankaj’s update at facebook “in dubai right now ,I v.v sad, missing poonam sis very much..”
Who says Indians are pretty behind in Innovation? Namaste! Pankaj and Praveen! P for P, sounds much like PC for PC!
P.chidambram for Priyanka chopra!
Rashmi, the female version of Jullian Assange ! now I want to write 3 pages on this human being but for now m sparing u all! Even if I take a picture of a dog out side in the street she’ll chase the dog and convey him “ye na teri photo apne blog me dalega aur likhega….” From the picture her face looks if she have been bribed over! Even no doubt if she would have been trained from ISI agents, as she is addicted to read one’s personal msgs!
My suggestion to her – join some cyber hacking agency !
3 things she have taught her son, little chinchpokli :
1. Beta bolo ‘tota’
2. bolo chidya
3. eyes maro eyes !!!
Dear Rashmi ‘apkhua ni huwandan ‘ thoda Jija ji k liye bhi chhod do..sara khud he khayegi kya??Greedy lady !
His holiness having chai a durlabh drishya! ; Chai – I refer to the uncountable noun, is an integral part of our system, from the local kutchery of Dehradun to the Ministry of external affairs for the application of passport I found chai with pani a must !
Deepa the forgotten road to the white apartments 6/160, was washing clothes since morning; a perfect contender for a ‘washing clothes reality show’!
Vinita : She have been the most humble person in history. And the most hardworking! I was privileged to have a picture with her! A strong candidate for next season of Big Boss to play the role of Shewta Tiwari, only if I can arrange for some Dolly Bindra!
Mr &and Mrs - So finally the naughty pooh turns to be a behenji in just one day! Our economy always lagged for such growth rate!
I salute this guy from the bottom of my heart! Same eve chintu was lecturing on physics, I woke up and I and asked him “is it possible to to measure pressure in the space? In the zero gravity situation?” he shyingly replies “tu apna kaam kar”! but insult is an insult! dear rinkaj I will be taking out the answer from u one day! And Gaur mean it !
Metro station of rajiv chowk , slightly better than a mumbai central railway station! But a thing what metro have given delhites apart from infra & jobs ‘tameez and tehzeb’ passengers forming straight line much better and expected than the cattle class!
When in doubt don't double cross the road.@ Barakhamba!
The best part of being tall is you get to smell the shampoo and fresh air, when stucked in a metro...Others smell the armpits.
WAW..! what a family !!!! for the 4 days the little boy kept insisting me ‘maeri photu khinch ..” and I obeyed him all 4 times!
Jija ji always have a unique sitting style! As the congress gentleman have! While sandeep good at monkey scratching !
Poonam Negi ! a brilliant dancer and a giggler, could have known her better! By the way she resembles with Uma Bharti the most :) with her actions esp by the red tilak on her forehead :-P!
Alka genius : “we should respect our country and should be proud of its rich heritage…” oh alka m going to Hills at Asaram Bapu camp !
Kuch jada pyaar mat karo..rashmi pehle se hi bigadi hui hai !
The future of Indian Economy! Even if we are growing with 9.8% annually, that means 98 % of indian population grows with 0.98%. physically mentally and publically! I would be glad if this boy turns out to be next lalit modi and creates a ‘IGDL’ – Indian Gilli Danda League !
Finally pooh leaves, everyone in tears except Poonam Negi , and I saw her giggling ,hey look what I saw this man looks like Nitin Gadkari !
One of my sincerest disciple Judas aka Deepak! Just received his sms few mins ago!
few of the globally talented people !
Near the Aggarwal sweet shop , Meera bagh ..was much moved with the smile of this beggar boy, the irony of this country.
So here goes Rashmi back to 606! A heartbreaking moment for all to miss the little kid, meeting and parting is the way of life..the word itself is a phenomena..sometimes too short and sometimes so long..huh .,.its all the way how we live.
Poonam ji and sharma ji, its time to leave back ghar ko.. poonam still giggling :-) its my last moment at 6/355, I just cried for being another day in Delhi, but my daddy used to say me in childhood “don’t cry because its over but smile its happened “ And while I couldn’t see to sympathize the emotional heart , certainly yes I do have much to smile about..
I am going back to doon now, I don’t know exactly why other than I feel, like its right thing to do , it’s the time . time for what ? Again I don’t know. This chapter may be over but I am trying to believe that the story is certainly NOT. That god is still god and His way is best . I cling to psalm 116.7 “ be at rest once more, o my soul for the lord has been good to you “
My heart may be breaking, my future is uncertain ..but the lord is good.
27jan2011 -Stepped Dehradun at 4.30am and finally we reach vivek’s place by 5 am, a journey full of sweet memories, walking almost a mile from Ballupur in the dark morning in a lonely road with the ear phones on, carrying our luggage in the absence of auto rickshaws..missing the moments at of the uncle’s flat, wedding day park walk, or CP drive everything…
At last on my terrace, looking back the moments.and measuring the power of time..
So with the click of a recent picture I have decided to closing of my Blogpost in Delhi, it began as a mean of sharing my experiences here with friends, you all..And connecting the dots in between, now I feel I have written in ample, so although life certainly goes on and there will always be much to share.. Thank you friend for joining me in this journey for laughing and crying, for jumping on any opportunity to give (happiness, giggles, the laughter, raps or jokes :)) and holding me up in your faithful prayers. I hope you were somehow blessed challenged, or encouraged along the way! The evening mist is about to rise up ..
May he receive the praise !
In his name
Amen
Much love
GURU
(guruism@aol.in)
